Archive for December, 2008

Nice Scarecrow, Nick

Posted in News, Wakeboarding with tags , , , , , , on December 19, 2008 by telepromptedanthems


Nick and Clay have been reporting in with updates from their excursion to Florida and everything is going well. They’ve been hanging out with T Propst and Adam Fields and thanks to our friend Jessica, they’ve gotten some shots to prove it.

Method son

Adam was so psyched on his new board that he went out and did some methods that could have poked somebody’s eye out.


While they were in Orlando, some mark ass trick stepped on Clay Martin’s sneakers, then poured Morton salt all over him. When asked about the exchange, Clay did this stalefish and said “Let’s roll on them fools at their own barbeque.”

Nick at Work

It wasn’t all fun and games, though…Looks like Nick was doing work while he was down there.

Stay tuned for some of the footy. Thanks for the shots, Jessica!


More Not Wakeboarding

Posted in News, Random with tags , , on December 11, 2008 by telepromptedanthems

Sorry folks. If you’re going through wake withdrawals, go to Wakeworld and check out their forum. I hear that Aaron Rathy is riding for Byerly now and Jimmy LaRiche landed a 1080. Yeah baby, a mother-effing TEN EIGHTY!!!

However, despite the lack of activity up here in NC, a little bird told me that Nick and Clay, wakeboarding’s hottest new couple, are on a little Florida getaway to visit some friends and rumor has it they took a bad ass new camera with them. Stay tuned to see what went down.

Anyway, here’s something funny that has nothing whatsoever to do with wakin.’

PS – How ’bout them Panthers???

‘Tis The Season

Posted in Random with tags , , on December 8, 2008 by telepromptedanthems

Via Craig’s List…It’s almost certainly fake, but you gotta give the dude credit for originality…

PlayStation 3 (the city)
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