I know it’s late, but whatever.
I really didn’t care who won the Super Bowl this year, as long as it wasn’t the freaking Patriots. I honestly would have pulled for a team comprised of key members of the Taliban before I pulled for New England. I guess they’re good and all, but I’m sick of hearing about them and their coach is a dickweed. Dude can’t even stick around until the game’s over? What a douchebag.
So, in honor of the Patriot’s loss, I present to you…the future of football…Cody Paul!